Thursday, December 13, 2007

Good News, 3 Pieces of Random Brain Lint

First, the good news...

My dear friend Chrissy, who I've mentioned before here had a lumpectomy on her breast recently. Having had a cancerous lump in the past gave she and her doctors cause for concern, and so rather than just doing a needle biopsy, they went ahead and had a lumpectomy done to completely remove it all.

She got the test results back yesterday, and I'm wondrously happy to report that they were benign! Woot, woot!

I've been praising the Lord all last evening and all this morning! Yay!!! What a tremendous answer to prayer! Thank you so much for your prayers! And thank the Lord for this miracle!


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Random Brain Lint

Ball of lint #1.

Something must be wrong with our toddler son. He's the only toddler that I know of who is scared of Elmo.

Elmo, for crying out loud. I mean, everyone else loves Elmo, but not our Judah.

During our recent cold snap, I pulled out a tub of clothes and things I'd saved from when big brother was a toddler looking for these cute little Elmo slippers that big brother always wanted to wear everywhere, sure Judah would love them.

He wore them around for a little while (it was really cold).









I didn't think much about it again until I'd put him down for his nap, and realized he was no longer wearing the slippers.

I went out to the living room in search of them and found them like this.











Very deliberately turned upside down.

His statement on the matter.

That he'd left them on the corner of his beloved blankie, which was on the floor (the same blankie he simply cannot do without while napping) was more or less the punctuation mark on that statement.

Apparently Judah didn't like Elmo's eyes looking up at everything he's doing all day long.

Which is probably because he spends half his time doing things he knows mommy will not approve of.

Like, oh, say...putting various members of the Veggie Tales Nativity scene, two Matchbox cars, and a Christmas bulb in the water at the base of the Christmas Tree?




(This is the second batch of gooey, pine-needle laden stuff I've had to fish out of there, too.)

Or getting into everything he possibly can.



Yes, that would be literally.

Wad of lint #2.

Now, for something totally unrelated and random.

Ready?

Brace yourself, because I'm warning you...the following thought is profound and thought provoking (though probably not in a good way. More of a padded room, straight-jacket kind of way, lol!)

I *heart* my shredder.

Yep, you read that right. Not my salad shredder, but my identity-theft protection device office shredder.

I'm serious! It holds a place of prominence in my kitchen.

Every time I see it, it makes me want to break out in that song, "I've Got Tha Pow-uh!"

Nowhere else do I have that kind of absolute power and control at my fingertips! I can take anything with our personal information, and the weekly stack of unsolicited Credit Card applications and offers and turn them into a gazillion piece puzzle so complicated that anyone wishing to steal our identities would really have to work hard to do so.

As if the dual cut shredder weren't enough, we also have backup measures in place. We also throw the shreds in the under-the-sink kitchen garbage where it gets soggy, smeary and covered in undefinable goo that even the most desperate of criminals would not wish to touch, much less bother to try to decipher.

Mwahahahaha!



Plus, it's fun to make colorful packaging confetti out of my paper scraps left over from scrapbooking. (Go ahead and say that in Larry the Cucumber's voice, because a statement like that is just begging for it! Being a big Larry fan, I'm not in the least offended). Grocery store ads also make for a colorful confetti.

Loose thread #3.

I love that Christmas music is playing nearly everywhere I go this time of year. It makes for pleasant shopping and dining ambience, and often, I can't help but to sing along.

My husband and I recently enjoyed a pleasant dinner together at Johnny Carino's, and were pleased to hear a beautiful mix of Christmas music playing throughout the duration of our meal, mostly traditional, but with other old favorites thrown in as well.

I prefer the traditional Carols that are found in hymnals due to their very rich meaning, and the fond memories I have of Caroling and standing around the piano with my mom and sisters singing them during Christmasses past.

But there is also a sense of nostalgia that comes over me when I hear certain songs like Jingle Bells, Silver Bells, and I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas, among others.

Take for instance the song "We Wish You A Merry Christmas."

Ahhh, doesn't that one just warm your heart? People joyfully wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year? (Something not heard in the public arena much anymore).

Well, until you hear the lesser known and often unheard second and third verses, that is.




















Is it just me, or do the people in that song sound just a tad bit rude and...demanding of their hosts?

8 comments:

The Daily Bee said...

Okay, this had to be one of your funniest post yet. I am trying to conceal my laughter at work. lol!

I can see why he would be scared of Elmo... look at those eyes, now that you mention it... he is a little scary watching you walk around. lol!

Under the tree is his only little forest. I'm sure he has a name in his head for this "place" of his.

frumpgram said...

I love the turned upside down Elmos. "Just don't make me look at em, ma!" And the countless little temptations for poor Judah with all those decorations out. My nativity scene also gets unwanted attention, only from a very large little boy, who one year put a sign up on the manger that read "It's a BOY!" Just HAS to mess with things.

Gimme some figgy pudding right here, right now. Just kidding, have you ever tasted it? It's right up there with fruitcake and that plum pudding stuff that's encased in wax and when you serve it, you put "hard sauce" on it. Yeah, hard sauce, because it's hard to get down. Thank goodness some traditions were left in England!

Brain lint? I've got so much of that it looks like my dryer screen when I laundered a chenille throw. Kind of like the dust bunnies under my couch~~so large we've named them (Flopsy, Mopsy, etc).

Maria said...

My fave is the upside down slippers!

Gretchen said...

That Elmo story is too sweet, Becky. My dtr (9) still can't watch Dumbo because of all the clown makeup on the elephants. Everyone has his/her thing...What a cute age he's at, though. My kids keep re-arranging our stocking hangers. They should spell out: NOEL, but we've had LEON, LONE, ELNO, and any number of different combos. I don't have the heart to be too mad--I just keep doing double-takes each time I'm expecting to see "noel" as I walk by the family room.

Funny point about the figgy pudding. Maybe it's truly representative of what Christmas has become--an attempt to be nice and grateful for this immense gift, but still with lots of wishes for stuff. At any rate, I got a chuckle out of it.

Praise God for your friends' results. Yay!!!

Anonymous said...

I see Elmo, Veggie Tales, a cute baby, and a pile of what might be bills... I can't read the green writing! Ack!

Anonymous said...

I can read it today! :o)

So happy for your friend, Chrissy! Praising the Lord with you!

Now I want a shredder!

Psst... We're with Judah. No Elmo fans in this house. LOL

Jenster said...

I'm flying by so I haven't read all the lint/loose strings, etc., but I just wanted to say, "THANK YOU, LORD!" that your friend's lump was benign. WONDERFUL, FANTABULOUS, AWESOME NEWS!

:o)

Tanya said...

#2 My nephew is scared of his tickle me Elmo. If he even hears the laughter he starts freaking out.

#3 Some Christmas songs are rude. Some are somewhat frightening like "Santa Clause is coming to Town". People happily sing about someone who is stalking them. "he sees you when your sleeping?" No wonder society is so messed up.

;)