Tuesday, April 22, 2008

A Broken Trust

The house was quiet.

Eerily so.

She noticed that his shoes, socks and pants were strewn about the living area and the hallway leading to the master bedroom.

The door stood open.

She had always made it a point to keep all the doors in the hallway shut.

Her eyes widened with the realization of what was happening, and her anger surged as she mumbled fiercely, "How could he do this to me again?"

She walked quietly down the hallway, dread settling in her midsection, leery of what she would find.

The room was still, but sounds were coming from the master bathroom.

Dare she proceed, when her gut told her that whatever waited around the corner was sure to be her undoing?

As though propelled forward by some unseen force, she continued forward, all at once needing to know the truth, though not sure she was quite ready to face it.

In that moment, she remembered that this was exactly the same way things had happened the last time he had broken her trust.

"And just when I thought we'd worked through all that!" she thought fiercely. "I can't trust him for a minute!" Already, she felt the sting of the betrayal churning within.

Her normally calm countenance became angry.



She stepped silently but swiftly into the master bathroom.

"What have you done?" she asked petulantly.





"Make up?" his tender little voice asked.

She couldn't help but to laugh.

"Yes. Mommy's make-up. And you're not supposed to be messing with mommy's makeup again !"

It was hard to be taken seriously as the disciplinarian when she was taking a picture and/or laughing uproariously.

"How" she asked aloud, "did you manage to do all this in the short time it took me just to clear the dinner table? And how are we ever going to get you to hold still long enough to scrub that mascara off your face?"

17 comments:

His Girl said...

man. i totally love you, you funny, funny girl.

Phain said...

that was awesome.

when my boy was about that same age - he got into the 2 lb tub of diaper creme and slung fist fulls of it across his room, onto the walls, the floor... then followed that up with a good two or three or 13 shakes of baby powder. and for good measure? emptied out the entire (new) box of wipes. one by one by one.

(yes, i took pictures too)

Anne Elizabeth said...

That my dear was hysterical! And the pictures are too cute! You have an amazing gift for writing:) Ashlee did the same thing a few weeks ago at my mom's. My mom sells Mary Kay and she got into her mascara on the table. I was sitting in the other room talking to my SIL'S. My dad comes in and ask: "what does Ashlee have all over her face?". Her face was covered, and she even managed to get some on her eyelashes. Needless to say the brand new tube was ruined:(

Sing4joy said...

Give the kid a break and teach him how to apply it correctly. with his pants on. ROFL. How much fun is your life??

Tanya said...

That is just too cute / funny. Although when he starts dating you are going to have a lot of great pictures to show his girlfriend.

;)

Cecily R said...

The shirt he's wearing is AWESOME. Just a little reminder Mom, that you love him...pretty eyelashes and all...

So funny. LOVE that you took pictures instead of yelling!!

The Daily Bee said...

HAHAHAHAHA! OMW!
How hilarious is it that his shirt says "My Mommy loves me"? HA!

Anonymous said...

Awww. He's so cute. Just let him do whatever he wants.

Shari said...

Kids!! :) That was cute. They're quick when they want to be. My kids always got into my jewelry.

Thanks for the laugh.

Joy said...

He and Elaina could be friends! The way they get into makeup... phooey!

Rosie said...

Who could discipline a kid with that face? Not me that's for sure. What a cutie.

Shauna said...

Oh, phew! For a minute there I was about to burst into tears and begin ranting about fidelity! LOL! Very well written, though my heart is still trying to return to normal.

On the other hand, what a darling, mischievious little boy! Oh, wait. I have one of those, too. I completely understand about the difficulties of disciplining while laughing and snapping pictures!

Kellan said...

Oh, what a sneaky little cutie!!! Hoe funny and what a great post!!

Have a good weekend, Becky - see ya - Kellan

Ris said...

LOL- uh oh! looks like the waterproof kind too. Good luck with that! Little stinkers our little boys are! (but so cute nonetheless)

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Kimmie said...

Wow, he did a pretty good job for a novice. Well, I am assuming at his age he is still a novice with mascara~hey, somedays I feel like a novice with my bag of tricks.

Cute post.

Kimmie
mama to 6
one homemade and 5 adopted

Jillybean said...

I love that his shirt says "Mommy loves me"

My son did that once also. Not only did he paint his face, but the bathroom sink and the cabinets as well.
He also liked to dump bottles of shampoo and spray gel down the sink, and his favorite was to plug the sink, turn the water on and walk away.

Good times.

Jenster said...

Heeheehee!!!!

I'm tellin' ya. Between your boys and Shauna's boys, I am never without a moment of entertainment!!